(Unfortunately Naal, your dad is a bit of a attention-seeker.)

I'm not singing, but I very well might just bu-

(After he finally notices her new appearance, he just freezes. After a five seconds of staring, he suddenly runs towards her, concerned.)

Maria, what happened to you!!?? Is this some skin disease? Come come, I must go prepare the leeches, and we'll get you fixed up.